I'm Vain. So what?

I read that hair dyes and bleaches are toxic and can inhibit fertility. I have been highlighting my hair for years to hide the greys that came way too early on my head. This sucks! I will grow old before my time if I have to stop highlighting my hair. So I decided that I will call today for a highlight ASAP. It's an emergency. Then I will squeeze in one more appointment in May before we start inseminating in June. Then, three months later, people will start to see me as I really am.