I got my period today, on day 28 instead of 31 like last month. Is that because our bodies follow the moon and February is a short month? I read an interesting book called Cunt years ago that discussed this, but I can't remember.
Anyway, tomorrow is when my big physical is schedule, the one that is necessary to be able to buy sperm and get inseminated. That's not going to work with me being a bloody mess. So I called to reschedule, and they said I could come in and just not do the pap smear (I need the pap smear!) or reschedule for June or July, which is just not going to work.
I started calling around to see when I could get a sooner appointment. I called this one place, where a woman answered who didn't speak English very well said I could come in tomorrow. Tomorrow?! That seemed a little skeevy, so I said I would call her back. Then I called some other doctor and made an appointment for March 27. Let's just get this over with!