A asked what we would do with our two $600 rebates. I said that $1200 would cover 2-3 vials of sperm. At least we're stimulating the sperm bank business.
I got a letter from my under grad alma mater (a nice Catholic school)asking why I hadn't given yet to the college fund...I'm going to write back that all my money is going for buying sperm. :)
Whenever anyone calls to ask for money, I always say that I'm giving all of my money to support same-sex marriage. If they are a liberal cause, they can't really argue. They just say, oh, that's a good cause. If they aren't, like the police benevolent society or something, they are usually pretty stunned. Either way it shuts them up and I politely say goodbye. It feels good, huh?
We are two women with a dog and a toddler and we want to add more to our family. We are an interracial, intercultural, multi-religion, vegetarian, urban family. Follow our journey.
About us
We met in 1997 on the first day we moved into our dorms freshman year of college, when we were 18. We became fast friends and were rarely apart. K made me laugh like no one else ever had, and I was mesmerized. It was like that Oasis song, "She is Electric, can I be electric too?". That was love, but we didn't know how to recognize it, so we called it friendship.
During our junior year of college, we could no longer ignore that we were indeed more than friends. Everyone else seemed to know this before we did, but we were scared. Not long after, we were engaged. We have been together ever since, inseparable and way too cute.
In 2005 we were finally married after a five year engagement, not the longest engagement, but it felt like it. In 2007 we bought a condo and adopted the cutest pug ever. In 2009 baby our baby girl D was born. Now we are ready to embark on the journey toward baby #2. I am 31 and K is 30.
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Ha. This is the converstaion my wife and I had this morning.
Wife: "When I get my tax refund, $600 of it goes to you."
Me: "Just put it in our baby making acount. That way I won't even notice it."
I got a letter from my under grad alma mater (a nice Catholic school)asking why I hadn't given yet to the college fund...I'm going to write back that all my money is going for buying sperm. :)
Whenever anyone calls to ask for money, I always say that I'm giving all of my money to support same-sex marriage. If they are a liberal cause, they can't really argue. They just say, oh, that's a good cause. If they aren't, like the police benevolent society or something, they are usually pretty stunned. Either way it shuts them up and I politely say goodbye. It feels good, huh?
Hey, I like this idea! J and I may do very much the same thing.
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