Oh, and I forgot the best part

I also have a yeast infection. I need to start taking Monostat today. Otherwise the baby will be given thrush during birth.

From Dr. Google:

What is thrush?
Thrush is a yeast infection that causes white patches in the mouth and on the tongue. Thrush is most common in babies and older adults, but it can occur at any age.

Doesn't sound fun for the baby. I certainly don't want my baby born with this.